High Treasurer Revered and Feared:
evil I am pleased to show yourself with pleasure on the fly " Five-Year Plan for the Collection of Souls on Earth "not only continues on track, but that is flooding our most optimistic expectations. So much so that, if I may use literary license, one would almost tempted to feel some pity for this unfortunate and stupid humans.
Of course, we can only agree with you that we must not lose sight of the suffering caused enjoying in detail, so that by obeying your last "peremptory order," what happened to refer occurred so far in reference to your "High Guideline Number 3, 2007." I go to do the brief summary report of the consultant hired for the occasion:
- Phase I .- deliberate puncture the bubble: The child shows that the emperor has no clothes (impunity perpetrators / weeping and gnashing of teeth for the innocent). Completed . No incidents of note.
- Phase II .- Socialization of losses: The State going to the salvation of the Banking (transferring mass funds from the poor to the rich / asymmetry growing and intolerable burden of social / social polarization and increasing inequality). Completed . Complaining of lower than initially estimated.
- Phase III .- New twist: Reinstatement of financial orthodoxy once saved the banks (increased pressure for the disadvantaged to the unbearable / samples of arrogance on the part of the untouchables). Running . Barely detectable level of resistance. Shortening deadlines.
- Phase IV .- Collection of sowing: Revolution, War, Famine. In preparation. Developing detailed planning.
I can only stay recognized and admired for your insight, insight and knowledge of the most appropriate way of falling human. As specified in the "Detailed Instructions for Financial Debacle", arrogance and vanity of this species is matched only by its stupidity. The political class has been of enormous utility there exactly as predicted. I must confess that I found difficult to understand how the IMF could make a couple of turns Copernican in their opinions (of orthodoxy "neocon" the most radical Keynesianism and back to right-wing economic orthodoxy) in just two years, in particular, be as clear as interested in their corrupt arguments. Nor could see that their views could be taken seriously given its deplorable record of failure continued. I found it impossible to believe that the measures would be undertaken in Phase III universally were channeled to punish the innocent and rewarding the guilty (higher taxes, layoffs and cutbacks facilitation mainly social benefits). Also could not understand how humans would make exactly the opposite conclusions to which logic dictates of our provoked outrage. But obviously, again, I was wrong. As we have repeated many times in your training talks, the homo sapiens , besides being an animal merely agitated by the most primitive instincts, lives in the hope of making a spirit, which makes it much easier to coax .
Charge of the Bureau of Investment Banking asks me to ask if your luggage is be adding insult to infamy or whether we should move to a more subtle strategy. I would adjuntarte its report.
The General Supervisor of Hedge Funds fears have been overzealous in collecting souls for Our insulted Lord Satan (his name is always detested) and asks you permission to make a common strategy with Archidiablos of Units of Hell on Earth in the provinces of Switzerland and Allied, Audit, Consulting, Rating Agencies, Insurance and Law Offices. He assures me that it shall give the corresponding instance in the coming days but I respectfully requested to put you on notice. Proactively, in connivance with the Director General Media and on my advice, has launched the usual diversionary politics as usual that usually gives good results (as always: football, gossip and a little sex).
slavishly
dragged Your server.
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