Thursday, September 30, 2010

Frys Electronics Layaway



High Treasurer Revered and Feared:

request your permission to start the removal process unit carbon responsible for the finances of our branch Vatican.

concede that Ettore Gotti Tedeschi, president of Institute for Religious Works has served us well in the past, not in vain what Italian media called "God's banker" . Both his connections with Opus Dei , as their ability to corrupt politicians and the judiciary made him a collaborator flawless, one of our best collectors of Italian money-flow to the tax havens. To date, provided had shown discreet to the point that his appointment last year was interpreted as an attempt to reorganize and clean up the Vatican's finances by some unwary. Had always been diligent in performing any operations of money laundering was given her without stealing for himself more than required.

However, as so often happens with these reckless creatures, overconfidence has led him to overreach and is currently being investigated by the Attorney seize Rome by 23 million euros. Of course, we have already up the usual operations: first, the Holy See has expressed his "perplexity and surprise" and made a tight defense of the integrity of our workmanship following our instructions, on the other, has stated that data relating to the operation are available on the Bank of Italy (of course, omitting that telematics is a situation we could not avoid).

I will not be alarmist, but not the huge amounts of money that we shared and the proven loyalty of the buffoon we place in the Italian presidency this time we guarantee impunity. Our employees han realizado demasiadas operaciones chapuceras durante los últimos años y El Enemigo está sobre aviso. No tengo que recordarte que el año pasado Gianluigi Nuzzi organizó un gran escándalo con su libro “Vaticano S.A.”, donde revelaba que llevamos años lavando dinero de la mafia y abriendo cuentas secretas a nombre de políticos como Giulio Andreotti , banqueros, jueces y empresarios .

Ya sé que estas criaturas terráqueas son débiles mentales generalmente incapaces de hilar tramas complejas. Pero imagina lo que podría pasar si empezaran a conectar todo esto con el case of fraudulent bankruptcy of Banco Ambrosiano, also related to the same Institute for Religious Works then presided over by the Archbishop Paul Marcinckus . On the day that she would not get much publicity to the fact that he could not be judged solely by their Vatican passport, but I'm afraid not fooling anyone. Remember we had to send a hurry to kill the president of Banco Ambrosiano and member of P2 , Roberto Calvi and Michele financial mafia Sidona for not to talk. No need to stress that it was too serious to have to resort to the latter subject, which was not in our circle, so that once killed his Bank of Italy inspector who investigated, Giorgio Ambrosoli . And that leads to another ... Improvisation is what I have to always burn with fire and sword in the minds of our archidiablos: Can not trust these creatures so weak, lack of trial and determination so shaky. Must be constantly controlling the flow of evil so that it does not stop.

The Church is from the Night Times of our best partner in the collection of souls to Our Lord Satan. Who can you trust if not for spreading the fear, hatred and intolerance consistently? It is therefore necessary that we continue to protect it as usual, be at any price. But the truth is that lately I get very difficult. Information and have even appeared to question the grounds that the subject chosen by the Pope Puppet to bring order (?) In the Legionaries of Christ is exactly a financial expert , inconsistency is evident even for these critters pseudo-rational. That is why I humbly ask you this time the maximum hardness.

I await your instructions.

slavishly

dragged Your server.


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Sunday, August 29, 2010

Is It Safe To Have An Eye Brow Wax After Tanning

washes whiter UBS


High Treasurer Revered and Feared:

ask your attention, guidance, advice and supervision to steer the crisis that is brewing in our main office in the land, Switzerland .

1. FACTS

As you remember, Bradley Birkenfeld, director of wealth management division of UBS , brought in June 2007 the Department of Justice United States a series of documents incriminating to their bank operations mafia terrorism, arms trafficking and tax evasion. we still do not explain this breach of security of our recruitment archidiablos that in 150 years had not failed even once (the first time that one of these miserable units based on carbon chemistry betrays us.) After more than two years of research and negotiations between the U.S. and Switzerland, which dilate as much as possible the process and achieve the satisfaction of a minor fine (less than 600 million euros for such lucrative activities), we could not avoid however, that UBS was forced to supply the names customers fraudsters U.S. thus violating the confidentiality guaranteeing far covert capture our souls for our Lord Satan. And what's worse, this has undermined the sense of impunity our spoiled children who have had to pay thousands of dollars to avoid jail, which in turn is supposed to result in a reduction of Fidelity (deleted greed, we can only fear to keep them subjugated, so I ask permission to take extraordinary actions in this regard). These are far-reaching consequences that we are starting to suffer now and those that seek the help of your experience and wisdom.

2. Our first reaction

a) Specific actions .- To discourage future betrayals, we moved all the threads until 40 months of sentence for the reporter, after which advertise in the media failure to control the unprecedented emphasis on the case (an order that the Treasury who provided information that allows you to raise money this way may not lead to new crimes.)
b) Long-term action .- We have reviewed the whole process of systematic fraud to prevent the accumulation of evidence :
or emails (how can you leave these things in writing? The stupidity of these embodiments of the stupidity never fills my amazement) .
or training manuals on how to circumvent security controls, information hiding "sensitive" customers, etc.
or Presentations range of services which established explicitly illegal transactions made on behalf of customers.
or Listings phone.
or addresses.
Although we can not relax. Our servers are quite careless humans, as we see once again with the scandal of investment banking. They really lack consistency and also for the practice trial of Evil efficient

3. CHALLENGES

The secrecy is compromised. And no need to explain at length that if we lose the possibility of using tax havens them to undertake money laundering essential in our activities, we are doomed to a mediocre harvest of souls. This is undoubtedly the core of our entire system of funding, without which we can not take any relevant policy. And although I do not be alarmist, I'm afraid this is just the beginning, as confirmed by the case of Credit Suisse and the recent registration of its offices by the German police.

Who can we trust if even banks fail us fear that we are not able to protect effectively as we have done so far? Furthermore, this could trigger widespread panic among our servers. Some cantons of Switzerland had always been far too safe haven for multinational non-financial, sheltered from harsh fiscal and other inconveniences. We must avoid at all costs to reconsider their strategy. If you decide to create wealth sustainably and equitably distribute are lost. Remember what happened to us in the Metro Reason.


I look forward your orders peremptory.

slavishly

dragged Your server.




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