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Sunday, August 29, 2010
Is It Safe To Have An Eye Brow Wax After Tanning
High Treasurer Revered and Feared:
ask your attention, guidance, advice and supervision to steer the crisis that is brewing in our main office in the land, Switzerland .
1. FACTS
As you remember, Bradley Birkenfeld, director of wealth management division of UBS , brought in June 2007 the Department of Justice United States a series of documents incriminating to their bank operations mafia terrorism, arms trafficking and tax evasion. we still do not explain this breach of security of our recruitment archidiablos that in 150 years had not failed even once (the first time that one of these miserable units based on carbon chemistry betrays us.) After more than two years of research and negotiations between the U.S. and Switzerland, which dilate as much as possible the process and achieve the satisfaction of a minor fine (less than 600 million euros for such lucrative activities), we could not avoid however, that UBS was forced to supply the names customers fraudsters U.S. thus violating the confidentiality guaranteeing far covert capture our souls for our Lord Satan. And what's worse, this has undermined the sense of impunity our spoiled children who have had to pay thousands of dollars to avoid jail, which in turn is supposed to result in a reduction of Fidelity (deleted greed, we can only fear to keep them subjugated, so I ask permission to take extraordinary actions in this regard). These are far-reaching consequences that we are starting to suffer now and those that seek the help of your experience and wisdom.
2. Our first reaction
a) Specific actions .- To discourage future betrayals, we moved all the threads until 40 months of sentence for the reporter, after which advertise in the media failure to control the unprecedented emphasis on the case (an order that the Treasury who provided information that allows you to raise money this way may not lead to new crimes.)
b) Long-term action .- We have reviewed the whole process of systematic fraud to prevent the accumulation of evidence :
or emails (how can you leave these things in writing? The stupidity of these embodiments of the stupidity never fills my amazement) .
or training manuals on how to circumvent security controls, information hiding "sensitive" customers, etc.
or Presentations range of services which established explicitly illegal transactions made on behalf of customers.
or Listings phone.
or addresses.
Although we can not relax. Our servers are quite careless humans, as we see once again with the scandal of investment banking. They really lack consistency and also for the practice trial of Evil efficient
3. CHALLENGES
The secrecy is compromised. And no need to explain at length that if we lose the possibility of using tax havens them to undertake money laundering essential in our activities, we are doomed to a mediocre harvest of souls. This is undoubtedly the core of our entire system of funding, without which we can not take any relevant policy. And although I do not be alarmist, I'm afraid this is just the beginning, as confirmed by the case of Credit Suisse and the recent registration of its offices by the German police.
Who can we trust if even banks fail us fear that we are not able to protect effectively as we have done so far? Furthermore, this could trigger widespread panic among our servers. Some cantons of Switzerland had always been far too safe haven for multinational non-financial, sheltered from harsh fiscal and other inconveniences. We must avoid at all costs to reconsider their strategy. If you decide to create wealth sustainably and equitably distribute are lost. Remember what happened to us in the Metro Reason.
I look forward your orders peremptory.
slavishly
dragged Your server.
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Monday, July 26, 2010
Blackened Genital Warts
The 10 Commandments of ultraliberalism
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High Treasurer Revered and Feared:
I am writing to ask for promotion to director of the IMF of a student. As you know, last week made the final evaluation of candidates for financial archidiablos. On this occasion, to see if it had understood the logical malleability of the human race and how Our Lord Satan takes advantage of it by the imposition of Unique Thought , we proposed a critique of the 10 Commandments of Dany ultraliberalism -Robert Dufour, namely
- First Commandment: I will stop driving by selfishness and enter kindly into the herd of consumers.
- Second Commandment: You will use other means to achieve your goals.
- Third Commandment: You worship the idols of your choice, provided that they worship the supreme god, the Market.
- Fourth Commandment: Do not invent excuses to avoid going into the herd.
- Fifth Commandment: everything government takes action and calls for "good governance".
- Sixth Commandment: offend any teacher who is able to educate you.
- Seventh Commandment: Ignore barbarize grammar and vocabulary.
- Eighth Commandment : to violate the law without getting caught.
- Ninth Commandment: [in art] knocked down the door open indefinitely by Duchamp.
I enclose the response of my ward.
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"The idea is repulsive Essentially, of the Society held together only by the relations and feelings Arising out of pecuniary interest"
(John Stuart Mill)
It cites evidence how easy it is to manipulate the human race. Both economists and the general public have a doctrine of utilitarianism as opposed to what it is. Much the same applies to the concept of "invisible hand" of Adam Smith, who was taken out of context and distorted to make it a sort of "proof" that the best is the rule of law of the jungle. Why is it so matute single strain of an entire body of doctrine inconsistent? My thesis: because humans seem unable to verify the information effectively, both temporally and spatially.
inconsistency .- These protosimian are unable to assess the evolution of things. Therefore, do not see that an ideology that has its recent origins in the Conservative Revolution of Reagan and Thatcher and litanies for oligophrenic (such as "society does not exist, only individuals," the State Not solution is the problem ") can not be successful. Nor do I understand how illogical that a proposed "freedom" could not be experienced for the first time but dictatorships Pinochet and Suharto . Do not react to early warnings, as the Enron case (illustrating the bluff of the self mask necessary in the conspiracy to the theft of large companies, auditors, legal advisors, rating agencies and investment banks in this case also corrupt members of governments, local and federal). Finally, do not draw the logical consequence that if results of the experiments were fatal (in the case of Chile's GDP fell by 15% in a year and a rise in unemployment from 3% to 20%, not to mention other atrocities and excesses of the new regime ), do not expect anything else of its generalization.
spatial inconsistencies .- These creatures of children's thinking are reluctant to let them set an arbitrary focus, what the international agencies and media controlled by we do constantly. Once this is achieved are not able to find another falsification side. Examples:
1. The austerity current policies, which have been shown in countries like Ireland, which do not function or work, compared to other places that apply Keynesian means that work (Asia, Brazil, etc.).
2. The fact that we have achieved so easily that focus on macroeconomic aggregates more or less metaphysical as inflation or money supply, instead of measuring the most relevant variables such as inequality , generated mistrust, poor health, poor education and reduced life expectancy between others. They go unnoticed that the 225 richest people in the world hold the same wealth as the poorest 2,500,000,000.
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slavishly
dragged Your server.
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